55 of the Worst Pick Up Lines

I’m personally not one for pick up lines.  However, when I was reading “101 Creative Dates for Latter-Day Saints”, I noticed that Lindsey Shumway shared some pretty funny pick up lines as does John Hilton III in his pick up line titled book “I Lost My Phone Number, Can I Have Yours?”  I’ve seen threads in forums which ask “What is the cheesiest pick up line you’ve ever heard?” And, in doing my review of LDS Mingle I noticed you can use them as part of their flirts and cards.  They make me chuckle.  So, I thought you might get a kick out of them as well.  Here’s a collection of 55 really bad pick lines.  I take no credit for any of these; they come from the sources cited above as well as some others. Enjoy!

1. (Look at his / her shirt label) When they ask, “What are you doing?” respond with, “Checking to see if you were made in heaven.”
2. Are you from Tennessee? Because you’re the only ten I see around here”
3. Do you consider yourself prayerful?  ‘Cause you are the answer to my prayers!
4. Can I borrow your cell phone? I want to call my mom and tell her I just met the girl of my dreams.
5. Excuse me; can you please give me directions…to your heart?
6. Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?
7. Did they just take you out of the oven? Because you are hot!
8. Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?
9. Do you have a map? I just got lost in your eyes.
10. Do you know why the sky is so gray? All the blue is in your eyes.
11. Do your legs hurt from running through my dreams all night?
12. Don’t stop! I don’t usually get to see beauty in motion.
13. Falling for you would be a very short trip.
14. Hershey factories make millions of kisses a day, but I’m asking for only one from you.
15. I can’t find my puppy; can you help me find him? I think he might be wandering the temple grounds.
16. I hope you know CPR, ’cause you take my breath away.
17. I lost my phone number. Can I have yours?
18. I suffer from amnesia. Do I come here often?
19. I think I’ve just found the angel I would like to be touched by.
20. What’s your parent’s phone number? I want to call your mother and thank her.
21. It is a good thing I have a library card, because I’m checking you out.
22. If I could rearrange the alphabet, I’d put U and I together.
23. If you were a new hamburger at McDonald’s, you would be the McGorgeous.
24. Is it hot in here or is it just you?
25. Is your name Summer? ‘Cause you are HOT!
26. Mind if I talk to you until it’s safe down there where I farted?
27. My name is [your name]. That’s so you know what to thank God for in your prayers tonight.
28. Hey!  Remember me? Oh, that’s right; I’ve only met you in my dreams.
29. There must be something wrong with my eyes, because I can’t take them off you.
30. That must be the new space suit NASA is testing, ’cause you are out of this world!
31. Which is your favorite temple?  I need to know which sealing room to reserve.
32. When God said, “Let there be woman,” He created you.
33. You don’t need car keys to drive me crazy.
34. You look a lot like my future wife.
35. You’re so fine, you make me want to go out and get a job.
36. Your name must be Visa; because you’re everywhere I want to be.
37. Your daddy must be a thief, because he stole the sparkle of the stars and put it in your eyes.
38. Ask “What’s your favorite temple?”  When they respond say, “That’s nice, because you’re mine!”
39. I was sure that I’d feel the spirit at this meeting, but I never thought I’d see an angel!
40. Last night I went outside, and for every star I saw I said something I like about you.  But then, I ran out of stars.
41. Excuse me, but my Liahona points to you!
42. Are you a Gadianton Robber?  Because you just stole my heart!
43. If you were a vegetable, I’d want you to be my sweet pea!
44. Could you pinch me?  I think you might just be a good dream.
45. If stars fell every time I thought of you, the sky would be empty.
46. Ask him/her “Would you mind holding something for me?” If s/he answers affirmatively, put your hand in his/hers and say, “Thanks!”
47. I’m not an environmentalist, but if you were a tree, I’d quickly become a tree-hugger.
48. Ask him/her “What time is it?”  When s/he answers say, “Thanks – I want to remember forever the time I met you.”
49. Are you a parking ticket?  Because you have fine written all over you!
50. What’s a celestial girl like you doing in a telestial place like this?
51. If I were a gardener, I’d put your tulips next to mine!
52. If I had a nickel for every time I saw someone as beautiful as you, I’d have exactly five cents.
53. Are you lost? Because heaven is a long ways from here!
54. Can I take your picture?  I want to show Santa what I want for Christmas.
55. What’s your name?  I need to know who to be grateful for in my prayers tonight.

If you decide to use any of these, you do so at your own risk.

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Which Online Dating Service(s) Have You Used?

Recently I wrote a post “7 Best Online Dating Sites for LDS Singles” in which I highlighted some online dating services available for LDS Singles which are worthy of a look.  After I wrote that post, I began wondering if you had taken advantage of the dating service options that the internet has to offer.  So, here’s your chance to let me know which, if any, of the dating sites I mention in that article you have may have experienced.  Because I was going from those that I listed in the article, I continued to include LDSLinkUp.com despite it not being a true online site.  (For an explanation, read the article)  If there is a service that you’ve used that isn’t on my list, simply check “Other” and tell us which one in the comment box down below.

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